Why hello there, so I already did a whole
vlog about the Tumblr situation but I also wanted to play a humorous song satirizing the situation because that is my wont to do, as a bard (moderate folk-rock guitar) Tumblr is a place where you can now be safe from human genitals, and female-presenting nipples yes it is now place, that’s not too clean and safe for all the children of the world
and old ladies (except the cool ones) A better, more positive tumblr
we’re cleaning up our community so just remember
your body is bad and obscene Tumblr is a place, no longer a safe space for people who like to express their sexuality and if that’s your job, that’s really not our fault you should have thought of that
before you choose a life of sin a better, positive tumblr
we’re cleaning up our community so just remember, your body is bad and obscene Tumblr is a place, for creativity unless you’re one of those unsavory pornographers ’cause we don’t like your kind, so get off of our site we’re big enough to think that we
don’t need you anymore a better, more positive Tumblr
we’re cleaning up our community so just remember, your body is bad and obscene Tumblr is a place, for the whole human race unless you happen to have female -presenting nipples or human genitals, or just like sex at all if that the case, I guess you’re
more or less kind of fucked a better, more positive Tumblr
we’re cleaning up our community so just remember, your body is bad and obscene ’cause we’re building a better tomorrow
fostering creativity but no sex, no tits, dicks, or vulvas
we’re moving away from those things yes a better, more positive Tumblr
we got rid of all of the porn don’t care if it hurts our users
as long as we’re on the App Store alright, thanks for watching if you’ve
enjoyed this video then you should give it a “like” and share it with all
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other content there should be a playlist floating around somewhere over here with
my other songs on it and I have other stuff that you also might enjoy well… until next time