[MUSIC STARTS] We live in a age of rapid progression. The industrialization of space has created several new and exciting employment opportunities throughout the solar system. So how do you take part in the greatest adventure of the human race? Join LYNX as a cutter a highly trained and specialized zero-g shipbreaker. You will travel to distant worlds “Yeah, yeah…”
meet new people You will travel to distant worlds “Yeah, yeah…”
meet new people earn lots of credits “My ass…”
and have the freedom earn lots of credits “My ass…”
and have the freedom to create the spacefaring life of your dreams.
“Okay, let’s see.” “What do you got inside?” With your high powered laser-cutter
“What do you got inside?” With your high powered laser-cutter in addition to a host of additional state-of-the-art tools and equipment you will be strategically dismantling and salvaging massive starships from every corner of the galaxy. And thanks to LYNX’s revolutionary cloning technology you can live a life of danger without worrying about ancient,
terrestrial problems like injury and death. Please be aware that the resurrection cost will be added to your debt. LYNX corporation and it subsidiaires should not be held liable for the injury and/or death of any participant in shipbreaking activities resulting from the inherent risk of shipbreaking activities. Including but not limited to: lack of oxygen,
exposure to extreme temperatures, incidental and/or accidental electrocution,
and reactor core meltdowns. So what are you waiting for? Apply to LYNX’s “Pave the way to the galaxy” program today and become a cut above the rest. (((NO-SYSTEMS))) [XBOX SOUND]