>>Stephen: CHEERS! CHEERS! CHEERS! THERE YOU GO! WELCOME! WELCOME BACK. WELCOME BACK TO TONIGHT’S SHOW
ALREADY IN PROGRESS. I’M HERE WITH THE LOVELY AND
TALENTED JENNIFER LAWRENCE ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: SO LET’S TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE. “RED SPARROW.”>>”RED SPARROW” IS A MOVIE. IT’S A PSYCHOLOGICAL SPY DRAMA. I’M A WOMAN, BUT IT’S NOT
LIKE — IT’S ENTERTAIN, DON’T PUT POLITICAL WEIGHT ON IT. IF YOU’RE A TYPICAL HATER AND
HAVE A BLOG, DON’T GO. YOU’RE OFFICIALLY TOTALLY
UNINVITED. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I WOULD LIKE TO OFFICIALLY UNINVITE ALL THE HATERS TO GO
SEE “RED SPARROW.” I’VE HAD TWO SHOTS OF RUM.>>Stephen: SO YOU’RE A
RUSSIAN SPY.>>YES.>>Stephen: DID YOU LEARN
ANYTHING ABOUT SPYING, ACTUALLY? DID YOU DO A RIDE ALONG WITH A
RUSSIAN SPY? DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT
SPYING?>>NOT REALLY. I MEAN, I KNOW HOW TO PICK
LOCKS.>>Stephen: REALLY? OMEBODY TOLD ME SOMETHING
REALLY INTERESTING I WAS ASKING ABOUT BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS MORE
ABOUT THE EMOTIONS THAT GO INTO THAT KIND OF LIFESTYLE, THE
ANXIETY.>>Stephen: PROBABLY WOULD BE
NERVOUS ALL THE TIME.>>IT SEEMS REALLY STRESSFUL. SO HOW DO YOU TELL YOUR KIDS
YOU’RE A SPY? AND WHAT SOMEBODY TOLD ME —
>>Stephen: DON’T GIVE IT AWAY.>>I DON’T WANT TO GIVE AWAY OUR
GOVERNMENT SECRETS.>>Stephen: I UNDERSTAND. O HE BASICALLY SAID WHEN
THEY’RE AT A CERTAIN AGE THEY TAKE THEMO THE SPY MUSEUM, THEY
SHOW THEM SPY KIDS, WHICH IS A GREAT FILM, AND THEN THEY TAKE
THEM THROUGH THE SPY MUSEUM AND THEY’RE, LIKE, THEY’RE SPIES!>>Stephen: THAT’S HOW THEY
TELL IF THEIR KIDS ARE SPIES? HAVE YOU SEEN SPY KIDS?>>YES.>>Stephen: THERE ARE THUMBS
THAT ATTACK YOU IN SPY KIDS. THEY WALK ON FINGERS LIKE THAT.>>YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE WHAT’S
IN THE MUSEUM. THERE PROBABLY IS SOMETHING THAT
ATTACKS YOU WITH THUMBS.>>Stephen: I HAVE BEEN TO THE
SPY MUSEUM MANY TIMES. I ENJOY IT.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: YEAH. ( LAUGHTER )
YOU’RE A BALLET DANCER IN THIS, TOO, RIGHT?>>YEAH.>>Stephen: YOU’RE A BALLET
DANCER WHO BREAKS HER LEG AND HAS TO GO INTO THE SPY GAME.>>LOL TO ME BEING A BALLERINA. I’VE BEEN DOING THREE MONTHS OF
BALLET TRAINING JUST TO LEARN HOW TO DO THIS. LIKE WITH ONE ARM, I DU DID AN A
FLUTTER. (BLEEP). THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.>>Stephen: I LEARNED THAT
FROM NATALIE PORTMAN. ( LAUGHTER )
>>SHE’S MUCH BETTER. WHY WOULD YOU THROW THAT IN MY
FACE? I KNOW SHE’S A BETTER BALLERINA.>>Stephen: NOW, YOU’RE FROM
KENTUCKY.>>CAN YOU NOT TELL? ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: I PROMISE I’LL LET YOU GO IN A MOMENT. I HAVE TO ASK, DO YOU GET HOME? I’M FROM A DIFFERENT PART OF
SOUTH, SOUTH CAROLINA, FROM CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA.>>I’VE NEVER BEEN TO
SOUTH CAROLINA. YES, I HAVE. MYRTLE BEACH.>>Stephen: WOW, THAT WAS AN
EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER. THAT WAS THE ENTIRETY OF
SHERMAN’S MARCH THROUGH THE SOUTH JUST NOW WITH YOU. OKAY.>>I’M SORRY. YES.>>Stephen: DO YOU GET HOW
MANY TO YOUR MOM AND DAD? ARE YOUR HOME AND DAD BACK IN
KENTUCKY?>>YES, EVERYBODY’S STILL IN
KENTUCKY. I HAVE A LOT OF NEPHEWS, ONE
NIECE WHO ARE GETTING TO THE AGE WHERE THEY START ASKING WHY MY
SISTER AND LAW AND I ARE PUTTING GARBAGE BAGS ON THE WINDOWS AND
I’M, LIKE, WHAT’S GOING ON AND I SAID, REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU
ABOUT AUNT JEN’S JOB AND IT’S WEIRD AND PEOPLE THINK THEY KNOW
AUNT JEN BUT THEY DON’T? AND THE 3-YEAR-OLD SAID IF
SOMEONE TRIES TO TAKE A PICTURE I’LL SHOOT THEM WITH MY NERF
GUN. AND THEY WANTED TO PUT BUBBLE
WRAP ATTEND OF THE DRIVEWAY TO TELL WHEN SOMEONE’S COMING. HI, GUYS! AUNT JEN’S DRUNK. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD TELL YOU. ( APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: “RED SPARROW” IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY! JENNIFER LAWRENCE, EVERYBODY! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK!