-Hey, everybody.
That’s Jake. I’m Seth. These are our favorite
jokes of the week. Former Vice President Joe Biden
apologized this weekend after misspeaking
at an event and saying, “Poor kids are just as bright
and just as talented as white kids.” [ Audience groans ] Adding, “Sorry,
that came out gay.” Authorities in South Carolina
have dropped drug charges against a college
football player after a test proved that a white
substance on the hood of his car was bird poop, not cocaine, though I can understand
their suspicion, because everyone knows
the best place to hide cocaine is on the hood of your car. The “New York Times”
is reporting that Former Vice President
Joe Biden is trying to reduce
his number of gaffs by using a teleprompter
for speeches. Unfortunately, he’s already been
caught on camera massaging it. Former Colorado governor
John Hickenlooper announced today he is dropping
out of the presidential race and released a three-minute
video thanking his supporters — by name. A German man has raised
over $700 on a GoFundMe page to help pay
for his rehabilitation from a “potentially
life-threatening erection.” Said the man, “With your help,
I can beat this thing. [ Laughter ] ♪♪