But dances are for people who actually want to go to dances. Can you think of a better excuse to stay out late? Look, I’ve already got everything set up. This is the only way to get out of the house. I don’t wanna get out of the house. My mom will pick you up in 30 minutes. It’ll be fun. Put something nice on, make it look convincing. This rebellious phase of yours is getting tiresome. But I’ve always been this bossy. I know. Ready? I don’t have a choice, do I? No. Come on. Okay, remind me while we’re pruning these in the middle of the night. I read about it online. You can’t do guerrilla gardening in broad daylight or it’ll get spotted. Sounds like glorified weeding. It’s beautification through disobedience. Okay. You know, I bet they’d let us plant some gardenias if we ask nicely. But that wouldn’t be making a statement. That would just be gardening. The only statement we’re making is that we are sucky gardeners and even worse vandals. Better than the dance. Hey, who’s over there? What’s going on? Oh, shit, you always get so loud when you’re being rebellious. Run, scatter, pattern alpha-epsilon. Is that the one where we run as fast as we can in opposite directions? Yep, that one. Okay. Hey, you kids wait a minute. We should go soon!
What? We should go soon! Aren’t you having fun? I’m exhausted. We just got here. Aliens might abduct us, time travelers might need our help. The night is still young. And so are we and there is plenty of adventure to be had tomorrow. We have school in the morning and I need to wash the rebellion off me. What city do you want to move to after school?
Where should we go? Depends what college we both get in. But where do you want to go? I don’t know. I haven’t really thought about it. I almost didn’t recognize you. What are you, like ninja ballerinas? We’re culture jammers, Wayne. Skirts are impractical for midnight gardening. What are you doing out here anyway? Just out looking for nothing. So do you culture jammers need a ride? I’m headed out anyway. No. Yes. Yes, we do. It’s past my bedtime and there’s Roller Derby on Public Access tonight. So what were you guys up to tonight? We went to the dance. Oh, that’s funny. I didn’t see you there. You went? Sure. It’s all bullshit anyway. It’s just the presidency, that’s all. Well, someone insisted on adventuring. I still do. Hey, in a perfect world, Zelda, what is it that you wanna happen tonight? I mean, you almost got busted. We’ve been sitting in the Price ‘N Pack for an hour waiting for aliens to appear, and I am wearing a dress. You guys need to chill out. Nothing is going to happen to us sitting at home all. Whatever it is you wanna happen doesn’t have to happen tonight, does it? There’s no reason why it couldn’t. What are you doing? Esther, this is important. This is us deciding to be the people we wanna be. This is our chance to go out and do something. You don’t even know what you want. That doesn’t mean I don’t still want. Where are you going? Could you close my door? That was the very first episode of Squaresville, a brand new web series starring me, Mary Kate Wiles, and Kylie Sparks. Be sure to subscribe because we’ll be releasing a new video every week from here on out. You don’t want to miss all the adventuring we’re gonna do. Or vandalism.
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