The Late NightCap: Trump Doesn’t Understand Why He’s Being Impeached

-Chrissy Teigen tweets about it. My wife, who follows everything she says, texts me and says, “Did you just fart on national TV?” [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -This is all about how horny I am. -No. -You will wait. [ Laughter ] Come on! Pick it up! -We’re in deep [bleep] […]

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THOU SHALT WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS (Bible Writers’ Room ep Ⅳ)

We are changing the world here, guys! – Are you leaving Luka? Yeah I’m off to change sex so I can join the f*#king boys’ club! (Hallelujah…) Hey Luka? What’s with the… The what…? It looks like you’re growing a… A what? Please ask, so I can ask about your… Never mind Ya know, it […]

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Weekend Update: Cecilia Gimenez on Cristiano Ronaldo Bust – SNL

>>LAST WEEK AN AIRPORT UNVEILED A BUS THAT A SOCCER PLAYER WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS, BUT THE STATUE CAME OUT LIKE THIS. THE ARTIST IS A JESUS FANATIC. HELLO, CECILIA. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE SCULPTURE. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOVE IT. >>PEOPLE LOVE YOUR JESUS PARTICIPATING AND IT’S A HUGE TOURIST ATTRACTION.>>JESUS IMPRESSED ME […]

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