Miley Cyrus & Tonight Show’s Female Writers Read Thank You Notes to Hillary Clinton

-You’ve inspired so many people around the country, including many right here on our staff at “The Tonight Show.” And I know that our female writers, in particular, are big fans of yours, and they wanted to thank you in person. So if you don’t mind, is it cool if they write out some thank-you […]

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U.S. Women’s Olympic Hockey Goalie Challenges Justin Bieber to Score a Goal on Her

-Those are the real ones? -Yeah. Feel it. -Is it — oh, my God. Wow, wow, wow. -Feel how heavy. -I’m sorry I just banged it. Yeah, it’s really heavy, yeah. Is it affecting your posture? -Neck exercise, a little bit. -Neck exercise, yeah. That’s a great — that’s a great medal. It feels fantastic. […]

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Jimmy Recaps First Democratic Presidential Primary Debate of 2020

-You guys, I’m excited about this. Tyler Perry is my guest tonight. [ Cheers and applause ] Tyler is so busy, not only is he here now, but he also played every Democrat at tonight’s debate. -Really? -Very impressive. That’s right. Earlier tonight in Iowa was the first Democratic debate of 2020. Of course, the […]

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Jeopardy: Tournament of Champions Gets Fifty Shades of Grey on Twitter

-Well, you guys, the NFL playoffs are in full swing, and there are so many big matchups this weekend. You have Vikings versus the 49ers. You have Seahawks versus Packers. And you have Prince Harry versus the royal family. And… [ Cheers and applause ] But listen to this. I heard that the Green Bay […]

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News Smash: Iran Strike, Tom Brady, Justin Bieber’s “Yummy,” Papa John’s Pizza Challenge

-I want to wish everyone a happy new year. I saw that, for 2020, a lot of people are making the resolution to drink more water. That’s why for the last six days, college kids have woken up next to a pile of empty Coors Lights. -Oh. -This is fun. I saw that people are […]

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The Tonight Show Writers Prank Jimmy with a Telemundo Promo

-Hey, Jimmy, we have the Telemundo promo next. -Okay, great. -Okay. -Guys, I’m going to do a quick promo. -He’s doing the promo. -That is our Spanish-language sister network, and I am warning you right now, I don’t speak Spanish. [ Light laughter ] It’ll sound fine, but I have no idea what I’m saying. […]

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