Tonight Show Polls: What Are Your Plans for Valentine’s Day?

-The first poll asked, “What are your plans for Valentine’s Day?” 35% said, “I’m in a new relationship, so we’re going dancing.” 35% said, “I’m single, so I’ll be sitting at home in my underwear, eating cereal for dinner.” 30% said, “I’ve been married for 25 years, so she’ll be in the bedroom, and I’ll […]

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Alex Jones’s Twitter Timeout & Andrew Cuomo’s MAGA Gaffe | The Daily Show

Apple has already taken over the market for computers and phones, and now they’re getting ready to hit the road. NEWSMAN: A well-connected analyst says the Apple car will roll out between 2023 and 2025. That analyst saying he expects the car to be Apple’s next star product, which could revolutionize the auto industry, just […]

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Dems Take Shots at Buttigieg & Biden Takes Shots at Voters | The Daily Show

Because of the un-result in Iowa, what happens in the New Hampshire primary could go a long way toward determining which Democrat will get to face the Cinnamon Cyclone -in the general election. -(laughter) And for the last week, the story has been the epic rise of Pete Buttigieg, former South Bend mayor and human […]

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Bloomberg and The Legacy of Stop-and-Frisk – Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

You know, the biggest issue I think I have, and many other people have, with Mike Bloomberg and how he’s defending his stop and frisk record is that he doesn’t seem to know what he’s defending. And that, for me, is a problem. You know? He goes, “Oh, I apologize for the policy.” And people […]

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Everything Is Stupid – Coronavirus Misinformation & Racism | The Daily Show

The coronavirus is not just making people sick, it’s also making people stupid. And the misinformation going around online is even more viral than the disease. With coronavirus spreading rapidly around China and parts of the world, social media companies are now faced with another problem: misinformation. Fake alerts suggesting that Chinese Red Bull, fortune […]

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The New Hampshire Primary 2020 | The Daily Show

New Hampshire– it’s the state always asking Vermont to do something about the weed smell. But, today, they were the state holding the second Democratic primary. And because, normally, the most exciting thing to do in New Hampshire is watch mountains grow, Election Day gets the people going like nothing else. After months of campaigning […]

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