Tag: Humor
David Dobrik and Jimmy Surprising People with $100 Bills and iPads
-Hi, uh — Sorry. Hi. If you’re like me — [ Laughter ] Hi. I’m Jimmy Fallon. This is David Dobrik. And we are here at the Shops at Columbus Circle. Have you guys ever been on an escalator, and someone barely grazed you as you were going up, and they’re coming down? We’re gonna […]
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THOU SHALT WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS (Bible Writers’ Room ep Ⅳ)
We are changing the world here, guys! – Are you leaving Luka? Yeah I’m off to change sex so I can join the f*#king boys’ club! (Hallelujah…) Hey Luka? What’s with the… The what…? It looks like you’re growing a… A what? Please ask, so I can ask about your… Never mind Ya know, it […]
Continue Reading...Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Lab Explores the Use of Psychedelic Drugs
-It does feel like a lot of people are trying to take more responsibility for their personal help these days. Do you feel like — I mean, was that one of the reasons you started goop in the first place, and do you feel like that’s why people respond to it? -Yeah, for sure. I […]
Continue Reading...Rhett & Link Are Getting Vasectomies Together
Wendy Williams Reveals What It Takes to Wife Her Up Again
-You’re beautiful, by the way. What is that — What does your necklace — No, no, your necklace. [ Laughter ] -Thank you. I’m telling your wife. -No, no, no. “2677” — What does that mean? -2,677. This is my number for the star of the Hollywood Walk of Fame. -Oh, is that right? -Yeah. […]
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Eric McCormack’s Son Got a Huge Compliment from Laura Dern
-We talked about your son last time you were here, and how he had no interest in showbiz. But it has — a shift has taken place. -It’s shifted. Suddenly, this year, he said, “I’m gonna audition for the school musical.” Oh, okay. -Yeah. -And he got in. He played one of the leads in […]
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Ghost Writer Parody by King Bach
Ay Yo G Dub – Yooo Drake’s people just called – Who? Drake’s people just called Ah, what’s up? Drake’s people just called, they said they need another hit They need another hit? Haha Say no more fam *cough cough cough* Got a little flem on that one Thats that real spit Dropped two hits […]
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When All Your Friends Are in Relationships
(upbeat pop music) – And the stars in the sky spell S-E-X. – Oh yeah, I remember that from the ” Lion King.” – No, in my real life. – You guys still feel like going out? (confirmation noises) – Oh, okay good. Okay, I know where a bar just opened up. – Oo, we […]
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Dr. Ruth Westheimer Gave Advice About a Sex Position on Twitter
-You brought a book. -Guess what. You are too young. -Okay. -But I watch part of her television show. -Yeah. -You are a little bit too young, but do not take it on an airplane. I don’t want it to fall in the toilet. [ Laughter ] -I’m giving you — -Oh! It’s — -“Sex […]
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THOU SHALT TURN THE OTHER CHEEK (Bible Writers’ Room ep Ⅶ)
Nobody f#*king listens to me! (Hallelujah…) Virgins! Hot! Yes, and… Come on guys, challenge yourselves here – we wrote the f#*king Old Testament ok? Now let’s write the best, craziest sequel ever! Sexy virgins! – Ooh that’s hot, but we need to burn! Everyone loves sexy virgins, that’s a given, but can we do better? […]
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