Tag: Humor
Puppies Predict the 2018 Kentucky Derby
Ari Melber Thinks Rudy Giuliani’s Done More to Impeach Trump Than Pelosi or Mueller
-Thanks for coming. You’ve had a very long day. You did five hours earlier in the day, talking about this IG report and the hearings that were happening in front of the Senate. And then you’ve just finished your own show. So thank you so much for making the time. -Glad to be on your […]
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Trump Goes After 16-Year-Old Greta Thunberg on Twitter
-You guys, this weekend is SantaCon. [ Cheers and applause ] It’s the annual bar crawl where people put on a red costume and drink all day. Or as Times Square Elmo calls that, life. [ Laughter ] Yep, SantaCon should be a good time. It starts in Times Square around 10:00 A.M., ends around […]
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Mayor Pete Buttigieg Responds to His Lack of Support from Black Voters
-Let’s get to the news. Ahead of today’s House committee vote on articles of impeachment, President Trump posted multiple tweets insisting on his innocence, though it seems like he’s getting pretty desperate. [ Laughter ] President Trump this morning promoted the opening of his resort Mar-a-Lago for the season, tweeting, “I will be there in […]
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Late Night Dioramas: 2019, the Year in Review
-You guys, 2019 is coming to an end. And we have talked a lot in the news this year. But not everyone is an auditory learner. Some people retain information better when it’s presented visually. So to make sure those viewers caught up on everything that happened, two of my writers, Jenny Hagel and Amber […]
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12 Days of Christmas Sweaters 2019: Day 5
-We have exactly — Is this right? Is it eight shows left before we go on Christmas break? -Eight shows, which means it’s time for that beloved “Tonight Show” tradition. It’s time for “12 Days of Christmas Sweaters.” [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ That’s right! Every show between now and Christmas, we’ll be giving […]
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Jack Black Delivers the Best Entrance in Late Night History
-Please welcome back to the show the one, the only, Jack Black, everybody. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -Thank you. Whoo! Thank you. -Nobody — Nobody makes an entrance like Jack Black. You okay, bro? -I had an idea. I was gonna rock with […]
Continue Reading...Musical Genre Challenge with Charlie Puth
-♪ “Musical Genre Challenge “♪ -Now, how it works is we’re gonna take turns hitting this button here, which activates the random genre generator. It will land on one random song title and one random musical genre. So, whoever’s turn it is has to sing that song in that style. We got you a keyboard, […]
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Timothée Chalamet Spills Details on Epic Dinner with Kanye and Kim Kardashian West
-Timothée Chalamet. Always good to see you, buddy. Thank you so much for coming back to our show. -Thanks for having me back. -You got such a great energy. Every time I run into you, you’re always — -And you were surprised backstage, right? -Yeah, I was. -I scared Jimmy backstage. Because he knocked on […]
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Bong Joon Ho Talks Parasite and That Eight-Minute Standing Ovation at Cannes
-I love the movie “Parasite.” It is one of the best films of the year. You directed it and co-wrote this film. I went in not knowing what the movie was about and just heard buzz that this was great. And I loved it. I loved it, because — I don’t want to spoil anything. […]
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