Tag: Humor
Hailey Baldwin Shares Her Life Hack for Opening Beer Bottles
-What an honor. -Thank you. Oh, please. Thank you so much for coming on the show. -Thank you for having me. -I know your dad. I know your dad, Stephen. -Of course. We’re basically family. -We’re basically family, yeah. I know your uncle, too. -Of course. -Uncle Alec. But I — Did I meet you […]
Continue Reading...MI CASA EN 5 MINUTOS
Well, as you know, a few months ago I moved to a house to take for ass of humanity Leave me alone, fuck!! This is the entrance to my house, I still have to decorate it a little Here is the cat number 1, Raspy, the crazy pussy This is the entrance table Here I […]
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Magician Derren Brown Guesses Jimmy’s Crush and Hypnotizes Questlove
-We are joined right now by a very talented man. He is a psychological illusionist. His new show “Derren Brown: Secret” is currently playing on Broadway at the Court Theater. Please welcome Derren Brown! ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -No, no, don’t — -No, I would know — I’m not touching you. I don’t […]
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Basura que hay en Tumblr. #1
Hola.. Amiguitos míos. Si os digo que en este video os voy a enseñar la basura. más terrible y perjudicial que existe en Tumblr ¿Cómo te quedas? En serio Si os hace gracia la gente estúpida En este video Os voy a enseñar la gente más estúpida, ¿Vale? Y va en ascendente. Así que a […]
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Allison Williams Reveals What White People Ask Her About Get Out
-Congratulations. Last time you were here we were actually talking about this film right before it came out. -Yes, it hadn’t. No one had seen it. -Nobody had seen it. I’d seen it, I’d loved it, and now it turns out a lot of people love it. It’s starting to win early awards this first […]
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The Raconteurs: Only Child
-Performing “Only Child” from their number-one album, “Help Us Stranger,” give it up for the Raconteurs. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪ -Only child, only son ♪ ♪ Treated like a criminal ever since day one ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Only child ♪ ♪ Where do you go? ♪ ♪ When you coming back again? […]
Continue Reading...Star Wars Characters Sing “All Star”
♪ Some…body once told me ♪ ♪ The world is gon…na roll me ♪ ♪ I ain’t the sharp…est ♪ ♪ Tool in the shed ♪ [ Beeping whistle ] ♪ She was looking kind of dumb ♪ ♪ with her Finn! …ger and her thumb ♪ ♪ In the shape of an L ♪ […]
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Donald J. Trump Saves the Planet
-And now it’s time for “Donald J. Trump Saves the Planet.” [ Feedback ] ♪♪ [ Indistinct conversations ] [ Truck horn blows ] [ Feedback, note plays ] ♪♪ [ Dramatic music plays ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -Ahem. -[ Clears throat ] ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Fanfare plays ] [ Party horn blows ] -[ Coughs […]
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The Check In: Trump and Trucking
-President Trump was swept into office in part because of his supposed blue collar appeal. For example, he promised that America’s truckers would prosper under his administration. So how are they doing after three years under Trump? This is “The Check In.” [ Cheers and applause ] [ Bell dings ] Trucking is a huge […]
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What is a Gender? (Reading Tumblr Posts)
what’s the gender I know this one gender is when rich people move into poor neighborhoods and make it too expensive for the poor people to live there so they have to move no you’re thinking gentrification gender is really a tall spotted mammal with a really long neck and a gross tongue no that’s […]
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