Tag: Humor
Cecily Strong Cried Tears of Joy After Performing with RuPaul on SNL
-You had a wonderful “SNL” this past Saturday with John Mulaney. -So much fun. -So nice when John is back. He has just turned into the consummate “SNL” host. -It’s, like, someone who is a bigger theater geek than I am. -And you really put your theater geekery to week — to work this week. […]
Continue Reading...John Mulaney Reacts to Pete Buttigieg Wanting Him to Star in a Mayor Pete Biopic
-You’re hosting “Saturday Night Live” for the third time. -Yes! [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah. -We love — We love when you host. -Thank you. -But I remember when you were there, when you were working on “Saturday Night Live.” -Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember, as a writer, you in my office. I remember […]
Continue Reading...Meghan Trainor Carpool Karaoke
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. THE TRAFFIC TODAY IS TERRIBLE.>>I’VE BEEN WAITING YEARS TO TAKE THIS ROUTE.>>I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HELP YOU.>>DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN SOME MUSIC.>>OKAY.>>James: SHOULD WE IS HE WHAT IS ON THE RADIO, LET’S ♪ BECAUSE YOU KNOW I’M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ♪ ‘BOUT […]
Continue Reading...News Smash: South Carolina Primary, Pence Manages Coronavirus, Lady Gaga’s “Stupid Love”
-It seems like there’s so much going on right now. Tomorrow is the Democratic primary in South Carolina. Vice President Mike Pence is leading the response to the coronavirus. Lady Gaga just released a video for her new song “Stupid Love.” [ Cheers and applause ] And Dunkin’ Donuts is now offering an item called […]
Continue Reading...Mt. Joy: Strangers
-Our next guests are currently on tour with The Lumineers. They’ll be playing Bonnaroo and more dates this summer. Performing “Strangers” from their forthcoming album, “Rearrange Us,” out June 5th, please welcome Mt. Joy. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ Well, I guess I’ll have to fall in love ♪ ♪ With strangers […]
Continue Reading...Hailey Bieber Speaks Her Heart and Sets the Record Straight in Justin Bieber: Seasons
-I have to say, I’ve been watching “Seasons,” “Justin Bieber: Seasons,” on YouTube. You can watch. It’s a 10-part series. They’re all available now. I’m only like four in, so no spoilers. -Catch up, Jimmy. -Yeah, I will. [ Laughter ] You’re great in it because — -Thank you. -And I like that you did […]
Continue Reading...The Late NightCap: Donald Trump Thinks Spring Will Cure Coronavirus
♪♪ -Why sit behind a desk? -Why sit behind a desk? -Yeah, I never get that. -It’s a power move. -This guy’s horrible. Don’t listen to a word he has to say. -Delete and block. Delete and block. -One sec. Hell, no! [ Cheers and applause ] -A top CDC official, the director of the […]
Continue Reading...Trump’s Flailing Response to the Coronavirus Outbreak: A Closer Look
-The president appointed Mike Pence to take charge of the response to the coronavirus and held a press conference to try to reassure Americans that ended up reassuring absolutely nobody. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] -Nearly 3,000 people worldwide have died so far from the […]
Continue Reading...Candidates Share Personal Mottos During Democratic Debate
-Let’s get to the news. Last night’s Democratic debate aired exclusively on CBS and it included all of your CBS favorites, including “Survivor,” “Blue Bloods,” [ Laughter and applause ] and, of course, “Young Sheldon.” [ Laughter and applause ] Democrats held their latest primary debate last night and, I have to say, it was […]
Continue Reading...Slay It, Don’t Spray It with Nick Jonas
-Here’s how it works. We’re gonna take turns trying to sing well-known songs. We’ll have most of the lyrics in front of us on cue cards. But when the music stops, we’ll only see a blank. And it will be up to us to finish the line correctly. If you don’t get the lyrics exactly […]
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