Mt. Joy: Strangers

-Our next guests are currently on tour with The Lumineers. They’ll be playing Bonnaroo and more dates this summer. Performing “Strangers” from their forthcoming album, “Rearrange Us,” out June 5th, please welcome Mt. Joy. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ Well, I guess I’ll have to fall in love ♪ ♪ With strangers […]

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Candidates Share Personal Mottos During Democratic Debate

-Let’s get to the news. Last night’s Democratic debate aired exclusively on CBS and it included all of your CBS favorites, including “Survivor,” “Blue Bloods,” [ Laughter and applause ] and, of course, “Young Sheldon.” [ Laughter and applause ] Democrats held their latest primary debate last night and, I have to say, it was […]

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Snoop Dogg Still Asks Finesse Mitchell About the Rejected SNL Sketch The Apimptice

-Welcome back! -Oh, my goodness. Seth. -I love to see you, my friend. -This is a a reunion. -It is a reunion. We started together at SNL, and now we find ourselves later in life. We each got two children. Similar ages too, as well. -Yes. You got boys. -You got girls, right? You got […]

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One of Seth’s Writers Explains a Joke: Zamboni Driver Will Resurface

-And finally, a 42-year-old zamboni driver — a 42-year-old zamboni driver — played in his first NHL game for the Carolina Hurricanes over the weekend, after both of the team’s goalies were forced to leave the game with injuries. Some say he may never play goalie in the league again, but I bet he’ll resurface. […]

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President Trump Attacks Parasite for Winning the Oscar for Best Picture

-Let’s get to the news. President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump visited the Taj Mahal today in India and it must’ve been upsetting to Trump that that Taj Mahal has been there for 400 years, but his declared bankruptcy after a year. [ Laughter ] On India today, President Trump and First Lady Melania […]

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