Jimmy Recaps First Democratic Presidential Primary Debate of 2020

-You guys, I’m excited about this. Tyler Perry is my guest tonight. [ Cheers and applause ] Tyler is so busy, not only is he here now, but he also played every Democrat at tonight’s debate. -Really? -Very impressive. That’s right. Earlier tonight in Iowa was the first Democratic debate of 2020. Of course, the […]

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Speaker Nancy Pelosi Announces Managers for Trump’s Impeachment Trial

-Let’s get to the news. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today announced the names of seven Democrats who will serve as managers in President Trump’s impeachment trial. And I trust her judgment because that is a lady who has definitely spoken to some managers. [ Laughter ] Following last night’s debate, Senator Elizabeth Warren appeared to […]

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One of Seth’s Writers Explains a Joke: Trump Celebrates Diwali

-And finally, President Trump on Thursday participated in a private ceremony honoring the religious holiday of Diwali. Said Trump, “Wait, this celebration isn’t of Da Wall?” [ Audience groans ] [ Laughter ] This brings us to a segment called “One of my writers explains their joke.” [ Cheers and applause ] Alright, so. [ […]

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Trump Taunts Cory Booker On Twitter After The Candidate Suspends His Campaign

( LAUGHTER ) OVER THE WEEKEND, IRAN FINALLY ADMITTED TO ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTING DOWN A UKRAINIAN PASSENGER JET. IN PROTEST, IRANIANS HAVE TAKEN TO THE STREETS TO EXPRESS THEIR OUTRAGE AT BOTH THE DOWNING AND THE LYING ABOUT IT. TO SUPPORT THE PROTESTERS, TRUMP TWEETED IN BOTH ENGLISH AND FARSI, “TO THE LEADERS OF IRAN– DO […]

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Save or Shred with the Writers of A Little Late with Lilly Singh

-One of the most amazing things about hosting this show is the opportunity to work with a roomful of talented professional writers. I mean, without my writers, this show wouldn’t even be possible. So let’s give it up for my writers, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ] Bring them out! Let’s bring them out. Hey! […]

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Trump Attacked Yovanovitch On Twitter While She Testified On Live TV

( PIANO RIFF ) WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TRUMP’S IMPEACHMENT IS REALLY HEATING UP, IT’S GEARING UP, IT’S RAMPING UP. THE GEARS ARE HOT FROM ALL THE RAMPING THEY’RE DOING. THERE ARE LIVE HEARINGS TOMORROW, WEDNESDAY, AND THURSDAY. THE FATE OF OUR NATION HANGS […]

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