Jimmy Recaps First Democratic Presidential Primary Debate of 2020

-You guys, I’m excited about this. Tyler Perry is my guest tonight. [ Cheers and applause ] Tyler is so busy, not only is he here now, but he also played every Democrat at tonight’s debate. -Really? -Very impressive. That’s right. Earlier tonight in Iowa was the first Democratic debate of 2020. Of course, the […]

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Know Your Schitt’s Creek with the Schitt’s Creek Cast

-Now, after six seasons, you guys have gotten pretty close. I wanted to see just how close you are in a game we call Know Your “Schitts Creek.” Here’s how the game works. One of you will wear noise-canceling headphones while the other three answer a question about you. Then you’ll take the headphones off, […]

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Speaker Nancy Pelosi Announces Managers for Trump’s Impeachment Trial

-Let’s get to the news. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today announced the names of seven Democrats who will serve as managers in President Trump’s impeachment trial. And I trust her judgment because that is a lady who has definitely spoken to some managers. [ Laughter ] Following last night’s debate, Senator Elizabeth Warren appeared to […]

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One of Seth’s Writers Explains a Joke: Trump Celebrates Diwali

-And finally, President Trump on Thursday participated in a private ceremony honoring the religious holiday of Diwali. Said Trump, “Wait, this celebration isn’t of Da Wall?” [ Audience groans ] [ Laughter ] This brings us to a segment called “One of my writers explains their joke.” [ Cheers and applause ] Alright, so. [ […]

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Senator Mitch McConnell Discusses Trump’s Impeachment Trial

-Let’s get to the news. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, today, said that he expects President Trump’s impeachment trial to begin next Tuesday morning, and he says it could last as long as later that Tuesday morning. The White House said, yesterday, that President Trump will likely assert executive privilege to limit what his aides […]

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Fred Armisen, Art Aficionado: The Persistence of Memory by Salvador Dali

-Fred, we were talking. I was talking with the crew, the staff here at the show, and we were saying, and I hope not to flatter you, but we believe you to be a renaissance man. -Oh, thanks. -Yeah, but it’s true. Comedian, you’re a musician, you’re a writer. And one thing people don’t know […]

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John Early’s Embarrassing TV Debut Was a Local News Report on Abstinence

-You mentioned being scared, which makes sense, but it’s surprising ’cause you’re a very confident performer. -Oh, hush. -This confidence came very early on. You were on the news in high school. -Yes. Didn’t think we’d get this far in the interview. But keep going. -How did this come about? -I was — Oh, God. […]

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