Earthquake Press Conference Gone Wrong – Studio C

[audience cheering] [tapping] [clearing throat] – As you all know at 4:35 this morning, we had a substantial earthquake affecting the entire county. [overlapping questions] Unfortunately our county spokesperson is trapped in an elevator, but here to answer a few questions is his assistant, Tim. [audience laughter] – No, I’m just here for the mics. […]

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John Mulaney Reacts to Pete Buttigieg Wanting Him to Star in a Mayor Pete Biopic

-You’re hosting “Saturday Night Live” for the third time. -Yes! [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah. -We love — We love when you host. -Thank you. -But I remember when you were there, when you were working on “Saturday Night Live.” -Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember, as a writer, you in my office. I remember […]

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News Smash: South Carolina Primary, Pence Manages Coronavirus, Lady Gaga’s “Stupid Love”

-It seems like there’s so much going on right now. Tomorrow is the Democratic primary in South Carolina. Vice President Mike Pence is leading the response to the coronavirus. Lady Gaga just released a video for her new song “Stupid Love.” [ Cheers and applause ] And Dunkin’ Donuts is now offering an item called […]

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Hailey Bieber Speaks Her Heart and Sets the Record Straight in Justin Bieber: Seasons

-I have to say, I’ve been watching “Seasons,” “Justin Bieber: Seasons,” on YouTube. You can watch. It’s a 10-part series. They’re all available now. I’m only like four in, so no spoilers. -Catch up, Jimmy. -Yeah, I will. [ Laughter ] You’re great in it because — -Thank you. -And I like that you did […]

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One of Our Writers Named Her Baby After an “SNL” Sketch – Lights Out with David Spade

We were deciding if this shirt is gray or blue or wildflower. -It’s blue. -Blue. -Blue, you think? -Blue, yeah. What do you– What’d you say? I said, like, a made-up name. -Elderberry? -I said, like, cornflower? -Cornwall? Cornflower? -Yeah. Cornflower. -Okay, great. I said yes. -‘Kay. I’ll be… -David, David, next to your eyes, […]

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