Vaginas aren’t supposed to smell like cookies. They’re supposed to smell like vaginas. I mean, yeah. I said it. Vagina. While the wellness industry may have an agenda to prey on your insecurities, I’m a writer. So, I have a vagenda to tell it like it is. Yesterday, I used Sabrina George’s products because I wanted to pamper myself down there. And if I’m being honest with you, I have the worst yeast infection I have ever had in my entire life right now. I mean, like, I should really win a medal for having to sit up here for the past hour without scratching. The point is I’m tired of women feeling like they have to be embarrassed about this stuff. We need to start talking about it because vaginas all have their issues. So, who’s with me? Uh. Since having kids, I pee myself every time I laugh. I have a low-hanging labia. I’m scheduled for rejuvenating surgery next week, even though I don’t want it. I have acne on my vagina.