Unicorn are you what happens when a narwhal makes sweet sweet love to a horse? sexy, sexy fish-horse. (eww) Fly through the air pooping out rainbows, I bet you think that thats cute. you’ve given away the location of all my gold U N I C O R N won’t you let me touch your magical horn. AAAAaaaAAAAAAhhh yah U N I C O R N won’t you let me touch your magical horn. AAAAaaaAAAAAAhhh yah gather round meeee magical creatures magical woodland friends. now let me tell you tales of the unicorn he’s a BASTARD! a little BASTARD I wana punch him in his stupid little horse faced bastard the little bastard telling all the folks where my gold is he’s a bastard a little bastard I wana punch him in his stupid little horse faced bastard the little bastard telling all the folks where my gold is (T_T) U N I C O R N won’t you let me touch your magical horn AAAAaaaAAAAAAhhh yah U N I C O R N won’t you let me touch your magical horn AAAAaaaAAAAAAhhh yah this was subbed by str8shot2973 (wallace tuber is a sub acc.)