– Made you click. – Let’s talk about that. (alarm ringing)
(upbeat music) – Good mythical morning! – Mythical beasts, we apologize. The title of this video
was just click bait. – Oh, we did that. – But we did it to prove a point. It’s very enticing and lots of times, we can’t help but click on click bait. Of course, I want to know the
one secret to perfect skin. Of course I want to know
what unbelievable thing happened next when that
Dad took his daughter to the soccer game. – What could it be? – Yes, I wanna know what
the bunny from Zootopia looks like now! I’m human, I have to find out! So, I click. Click bait is everywhere these days and I want to see Rhett, if you can guess what is on the other side of that click. It’s time for Fixate on This Clickbait Cause You Can’t Wait … To Find Out What Happened Next. Alright, here’s how this fun
game is gonna work, Rhett. I will present you with
click bait headlines with built-in cliffhangers
and you’ll have to predict what the cliffhanger turns out to be once you click through. You gotta get four of these right. – Yep. – If you don’t, you’re
gonna have to eat bait. – Oh gosh, bait? – Actual bait. – I’m a sucker for click bait. – For fish. – I click on so many, like
that stuff that you just mentioned in the intro, all
of it got me really excited. (laughing) – The Zootopia bunny? – Oh, I could only imagine
what it looks like now. – Well, it’s a let down. – Yeah, okay. – Let’s get right to it. Here’s the first clickbait headline. “If you find an opossum
who appears to be dead, “doing THIS could save lives!” What should you do to save lives? Is it A, check it’s baby
sack and remove any babies? B, shake it to snap it
out of playing possum? C, remove it from the
roadway to prevent accidents? Or D, donate to SaveTheChildren.net? – Oh that’s a good one. I wanna say D ’cause I believe in it but I don’t believe that it’s correct. – They do save lives but– – Not possum lives though. – It wasn’t a fundraising clickbait. – Nobody stands up for the possum. That is a thing I’ve noticed. Nobody stands with the possum. – Hmm, nobody stands with the possum. – I gotta believe that you said– – Nobody puts Baby in a corner either. – Oh, that was a Freudian slip, baby. A, check it’s baby sack
and remove any babies. – Hahaha, you fell for it. Nope, I don’t know,
let’s actually find out. But first, we got an
ad for this live show. – I see what you did there.
– We gotta look at this thing. – [Rhett] I definitely don’t remember putting that on my head. – It’s a gui doc but I’m
still not gonna click on it. – I’d click all over that. – Okay so, you said your
answer was check it’s baby sack and remove any babies. And you are correct. – Ha, that’s right! – PETA actually tweeted
this factoid along with this horrifying photo. – [Rhett] Oh my goodness. – Which incidentally is
exactly what the doctor did at our brosectomy. – There wasn’t a possum there. I don’t remember that. I saw some stuff I’m trying to unsee but– – You’re one for one, Rhett. – Yeah I am. – Here’s another one. “14-year-old girl stabbed
her little sister 40 times, “police say. “The reason why will shock you.” What’s the shocking reason why? Is it A, she ate her sandwich? B, she was ungrateful? Or C, she snored? Or D, was it just a simple
misunderstanding of the board game Clue? – Oh, those, that can
get very, very violent. Almost justifiable homicide
sometimes when you’re playing Clue. – It’s tough to stab
somebody with a candlestick. 40 times? – Man, so again, none of this is justified but what could possibly be the reason? Sandwich, now you’re talkin’
about Pavlov’s hierarchy, ya know, or Maslov’s hierarchy. Somebody’s hierarchy. But snoring is so annoying,
I could see that like, ya know what, you stab somebody 14 times, they’d probably stop snoring. – Probably. – Yeah, C. – No, it was she was ungrateful. Little sis didn’t thank
her after she quote, “cooked dinner for her
and did other chores.” – Oh yeah, I could see that. – No, 40 times?
(laughing) Incidentally, this is the
plot for the pilot of the new Netflix series, Less Fuller House. – Ohh!
(laughing) – One for two, okay Rhett. – It was one of those
Olson twins, wasn’t it? – Would you click on this one? – They come back finally,
oh we’ll finally come back and kill everybody. That’s the only condition. – Man, I think they do come back. – Really? – In a new season. – Oh, I’m watchin’. – I’m all over that. Alright, would you click on this? “This guy had the best
passive aggressive response “to his dirty roommate.” What was the response? Was it A, tweeting photos
of his messes to his mom? B, making him a Tinder profile
under the name “Messy Dave” and getting him over 100 matches? C, leaving description tags
and prices next to the messes describing them as art? Or D, passive-aggressively
stabbing him 40 times? – Okay yes, again. – You slid a joke. – Okay I don’t think you’d get 100 matches if you were called Messy Dave. I’m gonna go with the art,
turned ’em into art, C. – You are correct. – Hey!
(dinging) – This installment says “Forgotten milk, “left to actively go rancid in fridge “far beyond sell by date.” $900?
– Oh, pricey. – Another exhibit labeled
“underwear on the bathroom floor “was on loan from the
museum of modern shart.” (laughing) You’re doing pretty good Rhett. Would you click on this one? – I know my clickbait. – “Man builds a bed frame for his patio. “Nothing will prepare
you for the mattress.” What is the mattress? Is it A, a mattress? B, grass? C, sand? Or D, a handful of black pork? – I’m so confused. – The black pork in the
hand is a running gag on Good Mythical Morning. Don’t know why but– – Black pork in the hand. – We like to talk about
handful of black pork now. – I’m so confused, I would click this. I really wanna know what
the picture to go along with this is. – Because it sounds so stupid, right? But you’re like, “What can it be?” – Nothing will prepare
you for the mattress. What’s the mattress? – Nothing. – A mattress.
– Will prepare you. – I think the mattress,
just going existential here, the mattress is a mattress, A. – (laughing) You sure? – Yeah. – No, it’s grass! I knew you were not prepared for grass! But if it were a mattress,
you probably wouldn’t have been prepared except
it was your answer. So it sounds like you
would’ve been prepared. – Yeah, what? – You missed that one,
that’s all that matters. – Does he sleep on it? I don’t understand. – You gotta get two more
right not to eat that bait. I have to eat the bait otherwise. – Oh gosh. – I’m not pullin’ for ya. Would you click on this? “When you find out what
these kids are jumping into, “your jaw will drop!” What are they jumping into? Is it A, a chocolate jacuzzi? B, a $2 million pool? C, a blood-red swimming hole? Or D, a life of crime? – It happens. Happens all too often. – And your jaw drops when you see it too. – I think I’ve seen this picture. – Oh yeah?
– I’ve clicked on it. – (laughing) You serious? – It’s like a blood-red
swimming hole isn’t it? It’s like a big red
thing and there’s people jumping into it. I’ve definitely clicked on that. – Yes, you’re wrong! It’s a $2 million pool. – Really?
– Boasting 90 feet – of waterfalls, miniature
cliffs, caves and more, this gargantuan pool is
more like a tiny lake. We had friends who like,
they saw a river turn red and they took pictures on Instagram. You’re gettin’ it confused. – Oh yeah. – The most surprising thing
about this pool though is that it’s above ground. $2 million above ground pool. – Yeah, doesn’t look it but okay. – It happens. – Whatever you say. – You won’t believe this
above ground pool, okay, man. – I’ve gotta get these last two right. – You’re not lookin’ good brother. “If you eat one pickle a day, “here’s the surprising
effect on your brain.” – Pickle brain. – What’s the effect? A – reduces anxiety? B – makes you a better driver? C – cures insomnia? Or D – you can smell when birds are near? – That is a useful skill. Always wanna know when they’re near. – Right. What are you rubbing? – Getting some pickle juice off. – Always wanna know when birds are near. Can scratch my abdomen. – Pickles have pickle
agents in them, ya know, vinegars and such. What would that do? – It doesn’t matter what you
know, just give me your answer. – It wouldn’t make you a better driver. I guess it would reduce anxiety, A. – We both put a G in
anxiety, at least we’re together on this. You sure?
– Yeah. – Positive? A study for the National Center for Biotechnology Information showed that fermented foods reduced anxiety! – Yes, yes they do! – Ask your doctor if
pickles are right for you. – They are, they’re for me all the time. – Comes down to this one, Rhett. Who has to eat the bait? “A juice company dumped orange
peels in a national park. “Here’s what it looks like now.” – Orange. – An orange grove, a desolate bare patch, a lush green forest or Donald Trump? You know the orange? – Orange, yes. – Joke, Donald Trump joke. – Right, is it a desolate
bare patch like bears? Bears or baren bare? – Yeah, it’s really desolate
so a lot of bears go there. No, b-a-r-e. – Oh man, orange peels. Orange peels don’t have
seeds, so it probably isn’t an orange grove but orange
peels do act as a compost which would lead to a lush green forest. I’m gonna go with my instinct, C! – You sure you don’t wanna say D? – C please. – You’re right. I have to eat the bait!
– Yes, woo! – Costa Rica National
Preserve let the company dump it’s organic refuse in
an under-developed forest and when students returned
there 16 years later, they found that the area where
the peels had been dumped had developed whereas
the adjacent area hadn’t! Look at that split screen! – [Rhett] Whoa, what a development. – And I’ll leave you with a joke. When Guy Fieri’s restaurant
dumps their trash into a forest, it becomes
another Guy Fieri restaurant! Thank you for liking,
commenting and subscribing. – You know what time it is, Guy Fieri. – Hi, I’m Rhea. – And I’m Rora. – And we are from Mexico. And it’s time to spin
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